Baby advice:

• If there's an earthquake take a shower immediately, even in your cloths, so your baby wont come out shivering.
• Don't ever sit on a rock or you baby wont come out.
• Always put something under you, like a leaf, to keep your baby from not coming out.
• If your belly itches it means your baby will have hair.
• Drinking a raw village chicken's egg with some honey will make your kid slippery and come out faster.  So will a spoon full of coconut oil but it has to be special oil that is harvested once a year.
• Drinking coconut water will make your baby come out clean.
• Drinking water that has had a spell said over it will make having a baby not hurt.
• Fathers-to-be can't cut their hair.  This could hurt the baby.
• Mothers-to-be can't use scissors.
• Don't drink cold water or it will make your baby huge.